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Uhm.
...a flying saucer just landed outside my house. I heard this weird noise and then something bumped into the porch and I squealed. I got up to look out the window and there is this THING there against the steps all lit up in red lights. It's small and probably remote controlled, which means a human is attached to it somewhere out of sight, so no way in hell am I going out there to check. That seems like a nice way to lure someone out of their house (lolparanoid). But I am not kidding. There is an alien spacecraft replica outside. It landed at my doorstep. It has flashy lights.
Why me, you guys? Seriously. What in the freaking hell?!
...I am going to go look and see if it's gone. If I see a face out there I might shit my pants. Wish me no monsters!
So. It's gone now. I didn't hear anyone come up the drive, and it's gravel so if a person came to retrieve it they had to walk on the grass. Which means they were trying to be sneaky. WHICH I AM SORRY, BUT I DO NOT LIKE!!
I don't even know. I swear to shit I'm not crazy though. I'm really not. Well. Not about this. I wouldn't put it past one of the KAOS people to have come to show us their new toy, but I still find it unsettling. I checked all the locks. YOU SHALL NOT PASS, SAUCER OWNER!
EDIT: I just looked at my 'this shit actually happens' tag (which is amazing reading, by the way because even I forget the weird crap that happens to me but...yeah) and I found the entry where I ran into the Cardinal Archbishop of Westminster, literally, and then acted like a dick. It's here and it makes me laugh still!
...a flying saucer just landed outside my house. I heard this weird noise and then something bumped into the porch and I squealed. I got up to look out the window and there is this THING there against the steps all lit up in red lights. It's small and probably remote controlled, which means a human is attached to it somewhere out of sight, so no way in hell am I going out there to check. That seems like a nice way to lure someone out of their house (lolparanoid). But I am not kidding. There is an alien spacecraft replica outside. It landed at my doorstep. It has flashy lights.
Why me, you guys? Seriously. What in the freaking hell?!
...I am going to go look and see if it's gone. If I see a face out there I might shit my pants. Wish me no monsters!
So. It's gone now. I didn't hear anyone come up the drive, and it's gravel so if a person came to retrieve it they had to walk on the grass. Which means they were trying to be sneaky. WHICH I AM SORRY, BUT I DO NOT LIKE!!
I don't even know. I swear to shit I'm not crazy though. I'm really not. Well. Not about this. I wouldn't put it past one of the KAOS people to have come to show us their new toy, but I still find it unsettling. I checked all the locks. YOU SHALL NOT PASS, SAUCER OWNER!
EDIT: I just looked at my 'this shit actually happens' tag (which is amazing reading, by the way because even I forget the weird crap that happens to me but...yeah) and I found the entry where I ran into the Cardinal Archbishop of Westminster, literally, and then acted like a dick. It's here and it makes me laugh still!
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That would be a heck of a flight for dinner...
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I got up to look out the window and there is this THING there against the steps all lit up in red lights. It's small and probably remote controlled, which means a human is attached to it.
That cracked me up. Reminds me of the times you find things as a kid and the imagination runs wild. But as kids we are far more susceptible to jumping out to get the answer. We get old and go 'nuuuu-uuuuuuh ain't goin out there!' could you hear my slightly southern/North Carolinian accent there? If you didnt it's there, I promise. =D
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Aahhahahah I totally heard your accent there :D
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Wooo! Makes me want to voice post so you guys can really hear it. Just right now it's all raspy and stuff because I've still got that lingering cough.
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I'm sorry that I haven't made risotto for you yet. My sinuses are still angry at me. How about tomorrow night?
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Tomorrow there are other plans, but I totally get being sick and miserable! I vote you come over sometime next week when the girls are here and we make riso23333333333333333333333333333 <---Helios typed this to you. ANYWAY we could make risotto and drink wine and watch silly movies all together!
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My boy says 'there's probably some 12 yo boy somewhere going "hurr durr" and playing with his remote control.'
*shudders*
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It was 10 pm so probably not a kid. But some teenager who found it terribly amusing.
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You could let Ma and Pa know, they'd be interested...
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I am waiting to go out to dinner. SO HUNGRY. But at least I got internet working. I wanted to go straight to dinner after work, instead of coming back to the motel for half an hour and then going again, which is D:, once you're in you want to stay in, you know? (I know you know.) Plus, so hungry. I hate living to other people's schedules. (I know you know how much of a pain that is too!)
Should run a rake through my hair and look presentable, I guess. Back later... Stay UFO free...
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I hate waiting for other people. SYMPATHY!!
And so far I have been UFO free since this incident. Hooray!