It's not a cry you can hear at night, it's not somebody who's seen the light...

This afternoon I got caught in a deluge that formed around me as I walked back to work from the Vietnamese restaurant we celebrated Lewi's birthday, I sampled Japanese Kit-Kats, I met the beautiful and lovely ikona_rakasha and I got to see Lisa again *squeal* and then I got back to work where I was coddled for having rain trousers (soaked from the knees down). All in all? Pretty darn awesome.

You know what's not awesome?! The sign in the hallway that says:

Unfortunately reception will be unattended today. If you have any 'inquiries' please dial x3000 on the 'wall phone'.

I'm sorry. IS THIS A METAPHORICAL WALL PHONE FOR METAPHORICAL ENQUIRIES?! STOP USING ''''''' EVERY BLOODY WHERE YOU DRIVE ME NUTS!

:D

Though the person responsible yesterday asked me if I left my keys in the kitchen and I said "Do they have a dismembered teddy bear on them? If so, they're mine" and he went "....."

It was fantastic. No quoteys needed!